? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
