Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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