shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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