What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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