it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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