haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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