So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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