I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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