I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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