oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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