Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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