Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
