i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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