clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've blown a few things in my day
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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