I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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