Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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