It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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