So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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