he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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