dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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