is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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