yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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