There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
