thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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