i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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