Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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