I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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