I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
