is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
