i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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