Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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