what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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