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I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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