So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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