is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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