I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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