Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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