Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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