Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
We smell like vodka and hangover
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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