If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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