I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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