Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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