i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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