what if I'm pregnant?
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You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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