Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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