Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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