How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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