im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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