Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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