They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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