we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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