I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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