people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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