Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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