so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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