I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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