I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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